1.0 Our great quest ist to catch or resque some arabs. Dunno.
1.1 We hit the road, humvees fast, 100km/h, fucking faggots can’t slow down. Shit.
1.2 Alpha 1.1 on front, Alpha 1.2 in the middle, Alpha 1.3 right behind them and the Reporters behind us.
1.3. Alpha 1.2 Just suddenly stopped at a crossing. Fucking faggots, without warning. I crashed into them. Holy shit. Fuck them. I destroyed their rear tires. I hope it hurt.
1.4. They fixed their tires and moved on to Hotel 1.1.
1.5. Everyone dismount. Alpha 1.3. stays at the parked Humvees. We are supposed to keep them secured.
1.5.1. I tell my squad to watch the roads to the south and east. Soldier 1.3.2 decides to fuck off and “secure” the eastern compound after some mild contacts. Consider to let him die but decide otherwise. Order 1.3.3 to dismount and follow me.(1.3.1)
1.5.2. 1.3.2. get shot. Call in medic. Getting pinned down from the whole eastern side from north to south.
1.5.3. Medic from 1.1. Squadlead arrives, takes care of Alpha 1.3.2., Alpha 1.3.3. and again Alpha 1.2.3. Everything is fubar. I shoot several enemies on the souther road.
1.5.4. Squad Alpha 1.2 arrives and gives us fire support. We get up my squad and we move back to the humvees to the west. We mount and move back to the designated regroup point.
1.6. We advance toward hotel 1.2.
1.6.1. We stop inbetween buildings, everyone dismount. Same orders to keep the humvees save.
1.6.2. Watching horizon, everything wents smoothly until one of the reporters fall of the fucking roof. Fucking dumbo. Fuck.
1.6.3. I helped the journalist up while Alpha 1.3.3. Watched by back.
1.6.4. Watching with 1.3.2. and 1.3.2. the South towards Hotel 1.2. Killing kontacts that move towards the hotel.
1.6.5. Alpha 1.1 and Alpha 1.2-. Return with arab. We mount our humvees and move back to the same regroup point at the edge of town.
1.7. Last Hotel. Last tagert. 1.3.
1.7.1. New plan, we run in blazin M2’s, swiss cheesing the hotel before going in.
1.7.2. Gunner Alpha 1.3.3. Gets hit, we gotta stop and help him up.
1.7.3. Alpha 1.1. and 1.2. keep moving towards the hotel despite calling the wounded in. FUCKING CUNT.
1.7.4. Alpha 1.3.3. is up but lost sight of Alpha 1.1. and 1.2.
1.7.5. Calling for position of Alpha 1.1. and 1.2. but those fucktards would just answer with “follow the gunshots.”
1.7.7. End up in a field full with enemy contacts, being shot to shit. Me, 1.3.1. and Alpha 1.3.2. were hit and went unconcious.
1.7.8. Wake up from my wounds, order Alpha 1.3.3. to get back into the humvee because he thought it would be a great idea to dismount and call for help in the god damn squad radio. NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU GOD DAMNIT, STOP!
1.7.9. Stop at the edge of town, Alpha 1.3.3. Was shot and went unconcious. Treated him. Treated Alpha 1.3.2. After that and loaded them all back into the humvee. Contacted Alpha lead 1.1., who told me to regroup at the old point.
1.7.10 despite being called a “bad squadleader” and a “retard”, I managed to rescue my whole squad, move back to the regroup point and with the completed objective that no humvee was lost. NO FUCKING HUMVEE WAS LOST.
IT WAS MY FUCKING JOB TO KEEP THE HUMVEES SAVE AND -ALL- THE HUMVESS MADE BACK TO BASE. SAFE. WITH ALL THE ARABS WE HAD TO RESCUE!
I AM A GOOD SQUADLEADER.
FUCK YOU ARCHER.
I LOVE YOU DORNAN.
I AM THE BEST SQUADLEADER!!!Filed under: After Action Reports